Here's the text of all the lines Frohike has said in the X-Files...Or all the lines we have, anyway.   (Not nearly enough in either case, in my opinion...)

Some of these include surrounding dialogue for context.

Season one:

E. B. E.- (Referring to Scully)- "She's hot." (Later)- "She *is* hot."

Season two:

Blood-

Mulder: "Imagine being one of those flies on the wall of the Oval Office..."

Frohike: "Been there... Done that..."

Byers: "That is an Eurasian Cluster Fly. They infest vegetation like, uh, apples or cherries and can inflict a great deal of damage to crops."

Langly: "This one's probably been irradiated to control propagation."

Byers: "Or, agents of competing South American agricultural corporations posing as Franklin City employees are releasing fertile flies to destroy the crop."

Frohike: (dunks fly in petrie dish, fly fries) "Nope. This bug's been nuked."


Later...

Frohike: (playing with night goggles) "So, Mulder? Where's your little partner?"

Mulder: "She wouldn't come... She's afraid of her love for you."

Frohike: "She's tasty."

Mulder: "You know, Frohike, it's men like you that give perversion a bad name..."

Later...

(asking for night vision binoculars)

Mulder: "Hey Frohike. Can I borrow those?"

Frohike: "If I can have Scully's phone number."

One Breath-

Byers: "Good work sneaking' out these charts..." (Scully's medical charts)

Frohike: "Tucked them in my pants."

Later...

Byers: "The charts show abnormal protein chains in the blood. The amino acids sequences are in combinations I've never seen before. I've downloaded Scully's medical data to the nearest Lone Gunman."

Frohike: "He goes by the name "The Thinker"."

Later...

Frohike: "Could be a tracking system." (referring to Scully's branched DNA)

Fearful Symmetry -

(Mulder in video room talking to Lone Gunmen via satellite)

Frohike: "Beam me up, Scotty."

Mulder: "Anybody ever tell you the camera loves you, Frohike?"

Frohike: "Yeah, the arresting officers at the free James Brown rally."

Byers: "So what's this costing the tax payers, Mulder?"

Mulder: "About one-hundred-fifty bucks an hour."

Frohike: "Ouch, almost as much as Bill Clinton's haircuts."

(Mulder's cell-phone beeps)

Frohike: "If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out...I'm buff!"

There's a hysterical site by someone who interpreted X-Files episodes using the characters from MST3K...I'm a fan of both shows, so I had to include this:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000's (possible) "Treatment" of that line:

Frohike mugs for the camera...

Frohike: "If you see the lovely Agent Scully, tell her I've been working out. I'm buff!"

Tom (as Frohike):: "In fact, let me take off my shirt and show you..".

Mike and Crow: "NO!!!!"

Fearful Symmetry, MST3K style...Here

Anasazi -

Mulder: (to Lone Gunmen) "I'm not feeling well. I didn't sleep last night. Really not in the mood for the Three Stooges."

Frohike: "I don't think we've been followed."

Mulder: "Who would follow YOU?"

(Note- I think I'm missing some here...If you have it, could you e-mail me?)

Later...

Frohike: "Weirdness."

Season three:

The Blessing Way -

Scully: (answering her door to a drunken Frohike) "Frohike?"

Frohike: "I know it's late, but I heard the news....Maybe I should go, pardon my presumptuousness."

Scully: "How much have you had to drink?"

(Frohike holds up a near-empty bottle of J&B Scotch)
Frohike: "Do you recycle?"

Later...

(He comes in and sits at the kitchen table while Scully makes him coffee...)

Frohike: "He was a good friend. A redwood among mere sprouts. I guess this means he's passing you the torch?"

Scully: "Uh, I'm afraid not. I'm soon to be out of a job."

Frohike: "Those sons of bitches! They're rigging the game."

Scully: "And like rats they just scatter back into the wood pile."

Frohike: (pulls out an article about The Thinker's death) "The rats that killed the cat."

Paper Clip -

Frohike: "Unbelievable! We thought you were history!" (big hug for Mulder)

Mulder: "You're gonna have to wait a little bit longer for my video collection, Frohike."

Nisei -

(Referring to a Japanese submarine found on satellite photos to be near Newport News, Virginia)-

Frohike- "Launched from South America."

Mulder- "A little bit of global economy, huh?"

Langly- "Where'd you get these, Mulder?"

Mulder- "From a Japanese diplomat."

Frohike- "I'm surprised.  The Japanese are very secretive about their espionage capabilities, and *extremely* careful with their intelligence data."

Note: What in the name of all that is holy is *with* that vest Frohike is wearing ?!!?  I'm wondering if there was a bet of some kind involved...

Apocrypha -

Frohike: "Nothin' to it."

Byers: "You should call upon our services more often."

Langly: "We show talent for these G-man activities."

Mulder: "You mean if I want somebody whacked on the knee with a lead pipe?"

Frohike: "Only if you want it done right."

Okay, now the much dreaded MST3K version:

Mulder: "You mean, if I want someone whacked on the knee with a lead pipe?"

Frohike: "Only if you want the job done right."

All <Nancy Kerrigan>: "Why? Why? Why? Why?"

Mike: <whispering>: "This is the corniest thing I've ever done. I hope my microphone isn't on right now."

Later...

Frohike: (wearing special glasses) "I've got something here.. writing somebody wrote on top of the package and left an impression."

Byers: "Actually they can lift perfect impression using magnetic toner and a sheet of mylar an electrostatic device is applied to the specimen, and renders the information, by drawing the toner from the indentation to the mylar surface."

Frohike: "Actually.."

Mulder: "Actually, it's a phone number, New York City area code (212) 555-1012. Now don't drop that (giving the pencil to Frohike) that's a finely calibrated piece of investigative equipment. I gotta make a phone call." (Frohike is puzzled)

Frohike: (looking at pencil) "I'll be damned."

Okay, here we go again (I really should apologize for this, I just couldn't resist): The possible MST3K version:

<We cut to Frohike, looking through magnifying glass>

All: WAH!!!

Tom: "His eyes are bugging out of his head."

Crow:  "He must be staring at his collection of 8 by 10 pics of Scully."

Find the whole lampooned episode: Here

Wetwired -

Frohike: (motions to wave on oscilloscope) "We have touchdown."

Frohike: "But we don't want to talk about it over the phone. Big Brother may be listening."

Mulder: "It's the naked lady in the ice cubes."

Frohike: "Ah, one of my personal favorites."

Season four:

Musings of A Cigarette Smoking Man-

Frohike pieces together what could be the secrets behind the mysterious Cigarette-Smoking Man's past. His speculation could cost him his life...(And you gotta like that!)

In the Lone Gunmen's office, Scully and Mulder listen, as Frohike reveals what he suspects to be the chilling, secret past of the Cigarette- Smoking Man. Hiding in a nearby high rise, the Cigarette-Smoking Man eavesdrops on them with electronic listening devices, his sniper's rifle trained on the office's front door. Who will be his next target?

Frohike tells of how the Cigarette-Smoking Man was orphaned as a baby. His father, a Communist spy, was electrocuted. His mother died of lung cancer. In 1963, he was an Army Captain (whose only friend is the proud father of 1-year-old Fox Mulder). Recognizing his capabilities, the right-wing conspiracy that operates within the shadows of the official government recruits the young officer - his first assignment: the assassination of JFK. In its successful aftermath, he lights his first smoke...and becomes the Cigarette-Smoking Man.

Okay, Okay...Here's the Dialogue. 

Langly: "Frohike's close."

Frohike: "Don't use my name! What the hell's wrong with you?! Now I'll have to kill you!"

Mulder: "I've been here 20 minutes and I still don't know what the hell is wrong! No one would kill you, Frohike, you're just a little puppy dog."

Frohike: "I don't utter another syllable until the CSM-25 counter-measure filter is activated."

Scully: "Now tell us what you're so close to."

Frohike: "Not a "what", who. If you find the right starting point and follow it, not even secrets of the darkest of men are safe."

Mulder: "Cancer Man? What did you find?"

Frohike: "Possibly everything. Maybe his background, who he is and who he wants to be."

Later...

Frohike: "Henry David Thoreau said, 'The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.' His life has been anything but quiet, yet *I* believe nothing but desperate. He's the most dangerous man alive. Not so much because he believes in his actions, but because he believes these actions are all which life allows him. And yet the only person that can never escape him is himself."

Later...

Frohike: "So far this is based only on a story I read in one of my weekly subscriptions that rang a few bells. I'm going out to check on the private hacker sources and work on tracking a few leads that can produce definitive proof. And *then* we'll have him nailed."

Memento Mori -

Frohike: "The Lombard system is a dedicated mainframe.  Impossible to hack, or so they say.  Theoretically."

(Sloppy thanks to Martha for reminding me of one of the best parts of this episode, found below.) 

When Mulder asks the Gunmen if they've ever been to the Lombard Research Facility, Langly and Byers look to Frohike, who shakes his head. They shake their head then as well in mirror. 

Secrets, secrets, boys...

Byers (from car, before breaking into Lombard):  "Frohike?   Where are you guys?"

Frohike:  "We're in the K section of the storm drain where the communications system links to public power."

Langly holds up two fingers.

Frohike:  "Two minutes for a system check."

And, of course, Mulder jumps the gun...

Frohike: "They're in."

Langly:  "Sections of line patching in now."

Frohike:  "Smile Byers, you're on candid camera.  Exterior security has been breached."

Later...

Mulder: "Okay, Langly, Frohike...I'm here. Open the door."

Frohike: "The doors work on redundant systems. We're working fast."

(gunshots ring out)
Mulder: "Work faster!"

Season five:

Redux II:

Mulder shakes out what looks like a computer chip from a silver tube, and he and the Gunmen peer at it underneath a large magnifying lens.

Byers: "I'll be damned. It never occurred to me what the deionized water might be for."

Langly: "Who knew would be a microchip we were looking for?"

Frohike: "Is this a cure for cancer?"

Mulder: "It might be for Scully's."

Byers (incredulous): "How?"

Mulder synopsizes Scully's funky neck implant history...

Byers: "That's unreal."

Frohike: "Too freaking amazing."

Langly nods.

Mulder: "Watch your language, Frohike, and go grab me some tweezers."

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